Toryisms

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  • suppository =
  • defamatory = cash for questions
  • mandatory = under the spell of Peter Mandelson
  • inventory = conservative engineer or scientist
  • mandatory = request to prepare right wing lifeboat on Conservative Party Flagship
  • laboratory = switching allegiances
  • regulatory = digestive aids for conservatives
  • conservatory = light chat between George Osborne and IDS
  • conservatory = old people's home
  • conservatory = spread jam on David Cameron
  • conservatory = prevent Boris becoming extinct
  • conversatory = go to a party workshop
  • inventory = stock of conservative politicians
  • inflammatory = burn them! burn them!
  • victory = the next 5 general elections
  • auditory = hear! hear!
  • lavatory = conservative geologist
  • crematory = a dead conservative
  • ovulatory = Mrs T having a period
  • vibratory = sex aids for conservatives
  • laudatory = conservative racing driver
  • executory = leader of the conservative party
  • purgatory = waiting for Boris to be host again on HIGNFY